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evidently some trouble with my... euphemism
made for the california stupid shit nobody needs & terrible ideas hackathon
i'm not a scientologist i just enjoy mocking them
https://scientology.carrd.co/
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#tilki #fuck it weird pinned post time #hope you guys enjoy #for the record the autism never seen before by man refers to me #im autism supreme

this blog is rated TV-15

this means that this blog contains

>opinions
>cannibalism
>kevin desertbluffs simping
>unhealthy amounts of cringe
>freddie lounds apologism 
>desecrations of biology
>autism on a level never before seen by man
>all kinds of stupid and gay shit

and MORE

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

// 1:22 AM
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depsidase:

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witchesversuspatriarchy:

Found this on the interwebs… Offered here for… REASONS.

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// 1:19 AM
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bitterrosebrokenspear:

olivia-online:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

sapphixxx:

Whenever I see someone refer to “Victorian era-” for places outside the UK I’m tempted to start saying shit like “Han Dynasty era Rome”, “Soviet era Australia” etc

“Welcome to Soviet America, home of the McDonalds and Cocaine Cola. Long live Comrade Reagan.”

The Civil War, or as I like to call it, Late Tokugawa Period America

I know this is a joke but this helps me put a lot of historical periods into perspective.

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// 1:16 AM
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seamsseap:

seamsseap:

my giurlfriend grabs my Thang with one of those dinosaur grabbers so hard it draws blood and i let out a single, violent, angelic note that summons a flock of doves to our windowsill

i dont remember why i made this post.

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// 1:13 AM
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mint-stone:

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lostcryptids:

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

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// 1:11 AM
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#THE ONLYFANS LINK??

zmpl:

obysquid:

zmpl:

onision is apparently pretending he’s dead. he has (RIP)🎗️ as his name on twitter and wrote a godawful obituary about how he like succumbed to the “lies” spread about him

with an anime boy holding bananas over a grave as his header.

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WHAT

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// 1:09 AM
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#tf2

joltheh:

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Engineer tf2 👷‍♂️🎸

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// 1:07 AM
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#insp

christyyeee:

kittarts:

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Woah.

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// 1:05 AM
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panmanfan:

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i’m crying this is the deadest plant i’ve ever seen

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headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

also “ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic” in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

“ough watching a show uses so much electricity” on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads

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munceee:

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DIVORCE! Get a divorce. divorce that person! divorse. dump him! feed him to the dogs! fuck their best friend! kill them!!!

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spoonoftar:

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How do I explain to you people that interracial relationships are okay

Not every white person dating a POC is fetishizing. White people can be respectful and responsible when it comes to culture and relationships and not everyone has bad intentions.

Asian people can date Black people without you saying shit like “your kids will be so pretty” they’re not dating for pretty kids. They’re dating bc they like each other.

Someone can dress their partner in clothing from their culture if they want. Someone can take their partner to cultural events if they want.

People in relationships can share cultures, experiences and love without it being toxic or skin deep.

Their partner isn’t culturally appropriating. Their partner is being shown the ultimate form of love, bc their partner trusts them and loves them enough to share their history and heritage.

Yeah, dating someone from your culture is nice bc you automatically have similar experiences. But you’re not limited to dating people with the same experiences. Loving someone is sharing and growing and being together.

Interracial relationships aren’t always toxic, and some of y’all need to stop projecting onto other people.

👆 THIS 👆 👏👏👏

Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

This reminded me of this

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spiderman and do cock in: punctuation troubles

Soda went up my nose

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#bryan had a vision #hannibal

blessyouhawkeye:

love hannibal conceptually because it was a bunch of nobody canadian actors they picked up in toronto, a handsome british fop who’d mostly done romcoms, a guy who up to that point was best known for performing cock and ball torture on james bond, and Emmy Award Winner Laurence Fucking Fishburne

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